Would you be able to share, please, the rudest limerick you know?!
Question: A CUTE YOUNG LASS CALLED JILL
TRIED DYNAMITE FOR A SEXUAL THRILL
THEY FOUND HER VAGINA
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
AND BITS OF HER T*TS IN BRAZIL
Answers: A CUTE YOUNG LASS CALLED JILL
TRIED DYNAMITE FOR A SEXUAL THRILL
THEY FOUND HER VAGINA
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
AND BITS OF HER T*TS IN BRAZIL
There was a young man named bill,
who swallowed a dynamite pill,
his heart retired,
his bum backfired,
and his willy shot over the hill
good job first answerer.
the asker did ask for a rude limerick.
it is gross, but you answered his question!
There was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
And broke his cock
And now he has a vagina
replace the box with the name of the guy/gal you hate the most.
Meet [_____________] the garbage wo/man!
He/She lives in the garbage can.
He/She went to her auntie,
And ripped her panty,
He's/She's [_______________] the garbage wo/man!
Sing it to the tune of popeye the sailor man.
THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM LEEDS
WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS
WITHIN AN HOUR
HER T_I_T_S WERE IN FLOWER
AND HER *** WAS COVERED IN WEEDS.
or
A WORRIED LAD FROM ISTANBUL
DISCOVERED RED MARKS ON HIS TOOL
SAID THE DOCTOR, A CYNIC
GET OUT OF MY CLINIC
AND WIPE OFF THE LIPSTICK, YOU FOOL!