FUNNIEST joke EVER!!!?!
Question: A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
Haha ~hope ya like~
Answers: A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
Haha ~hope ya like~
this is tied for the FUNNIEST joke EVER with the other FUNNIEST joke EVER you just posted.
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he,he!
not really , but funny
... or possibly a bit offensive to blondes??
funny....
Cute! Thanks for the giggle :-)
Yes, I do like this. Thanks for the laugh.
haha... these are pretty funny!!!
haha! Thanks for the laugh :]
thanks but, if i had a nickle for every time i read this on here I would be rich.
kinda cute lol
I have to admit - that is very funny!! Thanks for the Friday laugh.
hahaha, I loled.
I prefer them to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_fun...
which is supposed to be THE funniest joke which appeals to everyone.
Oh the poor blondes of the world! So true!!!!!
haha
HAHA December :]
-joVAL
Well, those are a little old. Find some new ones.
hehehe made me giggle!! xx
ha ha ha, that was hilariouse.
you just made my day :)
ha ha lol thats a brilliant joke
keep up the good work
that is so funny lol!!!
you should talk about Blond ppl it mean
I LOVED IT
I really liked the March joke. I truthfully laughed out loud on that one!! Thanks for sharing.
yup, pretty clever jokes
My favorite is the m&m's.
I don't think it was funny : S
you suck man.get a life. :D (is this the best answer or what?)
this isnt a question!
This one is better:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
Is this a question??