FUNNIEST joke EVER!!!?!


Question: A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.



Haha ~hope ya like~


Answers: A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.



Haha ~hope ya like~

this is tied for the FUNNIEST joke EVER with the other FUNNIEST joke EVER you just posted.

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he,he!

not really , but funny

... or possibly a bit offensive to blondes??

funny....

Cute! Thanks for the giggle :-)

Yes, I do like this. Thanks for the laugh.

haha... these are pretty funny!!!

haha! Thanks for the laugh :]

thanks but, if i had a nickle for every time i read this on here I would be rich.

kinda cute lol

I have to admit - that is very funny!! Thanks for the Friday laugh.

hahaha, I loled.

I prefer them to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_fun...

which is supposed to be THE funniest joke which appeals to everyone.

Oh the poor blondes of the world! So true!!!!!

haha

HAHA December :]


-joVAL

Well, those are a little old. Find some new ones.

hehehe made me giggle!! xx

ha ha ha, that was hilariouse.
you just made my day :)

ha ha lol thats a brilliant joke
keep up the good work

that is so funny lol!!!

you should talk about Blond ppl it mean
I LOVED IT

I really liked the March joke. I truthfully laughed out loud on that one!! Thanks for sharing.

yup, pretty clever jokes

My favorite is the m&m's.

I don't think it was funny : S

you suck man.get a life. :D (is this the best answer or what?)

this isnt a question!

This one is better:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Is this a question??



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