Any funny jokes ????!
Question: knock knock whos there boo boo who you dont have to cry it was only a joke
lol it gets me everytime
Answers: knock knock whos there boo boo who you dont have to cry it was only a joke
lol it gets me everytime
what does richard hammond and elton john have in common? they both have skid marks on their helmets.
Theres a man drinking at a bar. He looks to the left and see's and old man with a really small head so he goes up to the man and asks him what happened? The old man starts telling him the story, well i was a sailor during W.W.II and my whole ship was destroyed and i was the only survivor and drifted to an small island after a couple of days a mermaid comes up to me and tells me i can wish for 3 things. My first wish was to be rescued so she calls for help, my second wish was to have all the money i would need and then she asks what my last wish was and i told her that i wanted to have sex with her. she said im sorry we can't have sex i so he told her how bout a little head...
On the back of a van
Seen on the back of a van in Rochester, New York:
Caution: Blind Man Driving
On the side of the van (after passing it to see who might be driving):
Rochester Venetian Blind Co.