Hehe... haha... funny or not?!


Question: Becky is on her deathbed with her husband, Jim, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he holds her fragile hand, his
warm tears run silently down his face, splashing onto her face and rousing her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Jim," she whispers.

"Hush, my love," he says. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't try to talk."

But she is insistent,..."Jim," she says in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replies the weeping Jim. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no, I must die in peace. Jim," she says....."I need to tell you - I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father."

Jim musters a pained smile and strokes her hand.
"Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he says........"Why do you think I poisoned you?"


Answers: Becky is on her deathbed with her husband, Jim, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he holds her fragile hand, his
warm tears run silently down his face, splashing onto her face and rousing her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Jim," she whispers.

"Hush, my love," he says. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't try to talk."

But she is insistent,..."Jim," she says in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replies the weeping Jim. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no, I must die in peace. Jim," she says....."I need to tell you - I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father."

Jim musters a pained smile and strokes her hand.
"Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he says........"Why do you think I poisoned you?"

speaking of married couples, here I have one. Enjoy!

A married couple in
their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their
table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant
you
each a wish." The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel
around the world with my darling husband." The
fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought
for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity
like this will never come again. ; I'm sorry my love, but my
wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

Heard this before but have a star anyways!

HA!

LMAO!!! I thought it would be stupid at the beginning, but I actually laughed out loud!

already heard it, was funny the 1st time

5/10

kinda funny

lol

THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Hahahahha thats messed up, yet funny.

funny...:=)

a little predictable and too long

thumbs up

yeh i suppose thats pritty funny lol

haha

i laughed then felt bad about it.
yah it was funny, but soo wrong....

lol
6.5/10

Sorry but i dont find that funny atall......

i gotta say yea...

haha....brilliant!!
thanks for the laugh....
have a *star*..
xx =] xx

LMAO have a star :)

oh my god! that's so funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha thats a good one. lol :)

that one iz hella messed up!!!!!!!! but funny

kind of funny

bit ch

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off! A star for you!!!

didnt expect that. thanx for the laugh!!

Hahahaha good one

brilliant. thanks for sharing.

LOL............................



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