Free Points!?!
Question: If you want free points just respond something to this... If somebody says a funny joke that actually makes me laugh out loud I will mark it the best answer for 10.
Answers: If you want free points just respond something to this... If somebody says a funny joke that actually makes me laugh out loud I will mark it the best answer for 10.
knock know
whos there?
jo...
jo who?
johovas witness
lol
My dad reminds me of dumbledor from harry potter.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
WTF i'm still trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road!
There is this kid and hes going to the bathroom and his dad is shaving and the dad gets a cut and says s h i t and then the kid asks the dad wat does s h i t mean and the dad says it means ur shaving and then the kid goes to his mom and the mom is cuttin a turkey and the mom says F U C K and the kid asks wat does F U C K mean and the mom says it means yr cutting a turkey
then these two buissness men comes and says where are ur parents and the kid says my dad is s h i t t i n g in the bathroom and my mom is f u c k i n g a turkey
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
ooooooooo you touch my ta la la.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W4IKC9V67dE
A man sees a doctor and says, "I can't get a woman, what's wrong with me."
The doctor takes blood, stool, urine and semen samples and sends them away for tests. He listens to the guy's heart and takes his blood pressure and temperature.
In the end the tests all come back normal and his vital signs all show this man to be completely healthy.
This leaves the man completely bewildered so he goes to a chinese medicine man hearing about how chinese medicine has worked miracles in areas where conventional medicine has failed.
The Chinese doc takes one look at him and says, "I can't help you you have 'Zachery's Disease'."
"Zachery's disease?" asks the man, "What's that?"
"Very rare condition," says the doc. "Your face look Zachery like your ***!"
i like porkchops
how do i answer a question, i need help desperately!!!