Can a Blonde arrest a Blonde for speeding??!
Question: A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a
convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blonde for her driver's license. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds of looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing!"
Answers: A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a
convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blonde for her driver's license. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.
Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds of looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing!"
Pretty funny, Too Fast.
What do you do if your pajamas catch fire?
Slow down!
lol that is funny
haha...
lol
how funny!
do you like have a thing against blondes? all your jokes are about them.
im very offended by them its just as bad as racism.
also did you know that blonde jokes were ment as a way to make fun of whites? sense whites are the only ones who can have blonde hair so really it is racism
and i dont find racism funny
That was cute
heard that before... still funny
very good
lmfao!
haha.. it was the mirror