Have you seen the cat?!
Question: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little b@stard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
Answers: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little b@stard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
LMAO I love it.
lol not
haha that is really funny!
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haha thats great
That is one smart cat. He can even run at super speed lol.
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haha thats funny!!!
Did you make this up?
Hah I see the cat every day.
what a story
lol! clever cat
ROFL... and here I was trying to figure out how many of those right turns brought him back closer to home!!
yeah ive seen a cat before im not like retarded! gawd cant a purple donosour(me~not barnie) go a day without gettin asked a stupid question like "have you seen the cat~~~~!?!?
really? ''i'm lost and need directions?''
oh, ha ha ha...that is so funny
Lol, great one! :D
This is funny but kinda mysterious. I thought you were gonna ask why the cat keeps beating him there. Is there a solution?
its funnie
ha! that's cool
lol that's s funny!!!!!
meeeoooowwwwwww lol
a speedy cat
haha amusing.
hahaha funny
ha ha ha, he needs a cat nav then, lol
funny loll