What is a good joke for April Fool's Day?!
Question: no knock knock please
Answers: no knock knock please
scrape of the top of someone's deodorant, then put cream cheese in it! ahah its classic
WHat is brown and sticky?
* a stick!*
Well it seems America's choices are a African American, a Woman, or a Republican. I'm just kidding. While American citizens are being distracted by the media, McCain has already bought the presidency. Just like George W. Bush did. Only this time more tactful. Heaven forbid American citizens actually realize that is what is happening and get pissed off. We Americans are too lazy to start a new government. I'm no politician; I just call it like it is.
Put plastic wrap betweeb the toilet seat and the toilet lol=]
You of course
knock knock
APRIL FOOLS
thought i was gonna tell a knock knock joke didnt you...
I Know This sounds Mean But Im Gonna Pretend To Dump My Bf. Im gonna get all serious n crape. Lol. But if its too mean im not gonna do it.
people seem to prefer the practical ones
telling someone at work that you heard they are fired and that they have minutes to pack up their desk stuff. you can even give them an empty box so they think it's really happening. LOL! but that's really really mean...
call your parents and tell them you got arrested.
Hey, you! I want to give you some advice. Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak. APRIL FOOLS. hooray.
buy a whoppy cushon and put it under one of your friends seat
switch the salt and sugar! lol
put down ceran rap under the shitter[lack of a better word]] seat lid and have someone piss[[again]] on it so id bunce up!!!! hha
My idea would be stick some flours on your orange and drop some green food color on the flour part. only the center, if done right it should look like the orange has gone back, and either give it to a friend to eat it in front of people :D
Go around asking people how long till April Fools day. Have them catch you with a brown shopping bag and be really secretive about it. Ask everyone where they are going to be like 30 times and have them hear you mid conversation on a telephone call and when you see them listening hang up. Then don't actually pull any jokes on April 1st but just be around them all. It will drive them insane.
what drive always following the bird??
answer : Drive "becak" because always folowing the bird who drive becak
a englishman, a irshman and a welshman all walk into a bar and have a drink, they talk about their lives and start talking about their children and the english bloke goes
'ahhh i named my son george after st georges day' then the welsh man says ' funny that, i named my son david after st davids day' and then the irshm,an goes ' haha, my son pancake!' i LOVE it!!
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Tell your friends that you heard on the News just before you went to meet them that you heard that the place where their parents work burned out and there are no survivors... That would be to cruel...Im just kidding...Dont try this and dont do anything that might get your friends in hospital...only if you hate them do this ;)
I understand that Congress is currently voting on a bill to ban April Fool's day altogether. There are those who believe that it is economically counterproductive and highly discriminatory against persons who lack a sense of humor. If this bill passes, this will be the last year that Americans will be able to celebrate April Fools in public. I believe this action is in clear violation of our First Amendment rights. Please contact your local congressman to tell him how you feel in this matter.
go to your parents house (or whoever) with a huge fake engagement ring and be like "AAH im getting married!!"