Whats the dumbest joke you have ever heard?!
Question: What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet?
Pooh
Here is one, most think it is stupid, but I actually think that it is really funny:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, because it isn't going to come anyways!
Answers: What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet?
Pooh
Here is one, most think it is stupid, but I actually think that it is really funny:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, because it isn't going to come anyways!
Ive heard too many its impossible to list them all
I don't know if its the dumbest, but it comes close:
Q. Why did the parrot carry an umbrella?
A. He wanted to be polyunsaturated.
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Oh, here is dumber one!
Q. what happens when the Energizer Bunny goes to the bathroom?
A. He keeps on going, and going, and going.
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Well, you asked for dumb jokes!
your momma is so fat shes yr momma thats very dumb right
1. What do moths learn at school?
A-' Mothe'matics
This is really dumb . Isn't it?
Q: why is 6 afraid of 7
A; cuz 7 "eight" 9
Q. If you're canoeing down a river and the sky is purple then how many pancakes can you fit in your doghouse true or false?
A. False because pancakes have no bones
haha i have 4 (2 that you have to use in a row)... stupid but usually gets laughs, unless the people you are telling them to dont get them.
Use these 2 in a row.
1. Wanna hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud.
2. Wanna hear a clean and dirty joke? I took a bath with bubbles... bubbles is my neighbor.
then use these any time you want.
1. How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little boogey in it!
2. What do Germans get when they blow their nose? Snotzis!
who jumps in a pool and doesn't get wet? chuck norris
all blonde jokes. not funny bc the hair is blonde.
Q-Where does Leiutenants keep their armies?
A- In there Sleevies!
A guy walks into a bar- OUCH!
Why did the Lion eat the tightrope walker?
A- He wanted to have a well-ballanced meal.
Why does a doctor smack a baby on the bum when it is just born??!!
to knock out the penises off the smart ones