Funny Smartass Quotes?!
Question: Does anyone have any funny sarcastic/smartass quotes? And I mean really funny. Like one that actually will make you laugh out loud. I'm thinking of like the kind of humor from the movie Juno.
Answers: Does anyone have any funny sarcastic/smartass quotes? And I mean really funny. Like one that actually will make you laugh out loud. I'm thinking of like the kind of humor from the movie Juno.
"If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and the impersonators would be dead!"
"When a man falls overboard, you say MAN OVERBOARD! When a woman falls overboard you scream: FULL SPEED AHEAD!"
"Statistics show married men live longer than unmarried men, but married men are more willing to die."
"Three words women long to hear is, "I'll clean up!"
''Dogs have masters, cats have staff!"