Hahah.. a true woman's joke.. funny or not?!
Question: A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition." (There are always conditions.)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."(Controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed (a real
pressing press into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
said..."Clean my house."
Answers: A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition." (There are always conditions.)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."(Controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed (a real
pressing press into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
said..."Clean my house."
that was amazin!!thanks for d laugh........really needed one today...................
thats how i should treat my man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
morons!!!!!!
HA! This is funny.
lmfao! yep it was funny.
I LOVES IT!!!!!
I gives star!*
Heard it the other way around.
yep this is a good one lovin it t
lol. that is pretty funny considering i aint a chick. :D
hahaahahah.
its not extremly funny, but still.
tee hee :D
STAR FOR YOU!!
:D
That's funny. Thank you.
Yep definately a woman's joke but very funy.
LOL!! A lot of guys deserve that one!
omg that wuz soo funni Im still laffing*You Get A Star
HAHAHAHA!!!! love it!!!! you get a star!!
No offence but it's not that funny......but i like ur other jokes lol. I don't get this joke.
haha! too cool! i love it! totally starred!
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hahaha lmao Very funny thanks for sharing.
i would tell her......."you go girl!!"