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Question: women always gonna be women..
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Answers: women always gonna be women..
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Here are your stars...^^^ Plus a yellow one....Which I starred you...
lmas...lol...outstanding....thx for dis pne here is a star..hey m the first one so i wnt d best ans !
nice
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Thanks! Made me laugh out loud and got me a few funny looks from my co-workers...
again, you have a natural talent kid.
keep picking out funny jokes!
star.
Nice :D
lol! keep churning them!
have a star *
Good one. = )
you're reading out of a book right?
awsome, i think you earned yourself a star, here you go.
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but yea sure i'll give you a star!
The punchline saved it! I loved it.
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like everytime u made me laugh and here's a star for u ....i wish i could give u 1 more!!!
Ha ha ha ha, thatsa good one! Love it. Will have to use that one.
wow just brilliant. thanks
Yes , YES , Y E S , Y E S , I like it !!
very good, lmao
I have given you the star.
I guess that you are that pharmacist,isnt it?
hahahahhahahaha..im pissing myself laughing.. sooo funny. omg im going to tell everyone hahah. good one! star star star
Very good , thanks for the laugh.
Fabulous, I will repeat this one !
HAHA! LOL! Worth a star!
I need one of them!! lol
haha... nice.. star!
wow lol dats sooooooooooo
funny haha lol
AWESOME!! hehe... i LOVE it !! hehe...
ill give u 1million stars
cool joke
Here's your star!
That was a very funny joke. I like it coz it told a story , i naturally likeall your jokes, very good must take some time to type up. Great joke, I told my friend and he smiled, it takes him alot to smile at a joke.
hahahahahahahahahaha!
lol, i love it!
LMAO!!! Wat about mine!?
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