How to cook a turkey. Funny or not?!


Question: - Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out


Answers: - Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

hahaha bit late for the christmas dinner. lol

easier recipe...when the smoke alarm goes off it's done or if you here the fire trucks siren

Um... Ha ha ha?

If yer asking if this is funny...
Well, it depends how you look at it. Since I am a 13 year old then, No, but maybe 50 year olds look at it different?

At first I didn't get it, but when I reread it I did. It's funny! I'm going to give you a star.

fun to read

Hi how you can do this without my permission,I told you only, not to tell every body on Yahoo Q/A.Any way thank you for telling every body.

Hehehe I think it's funny! How can you not get it? But yeah, it's a good one :-)

Hilarious, thank you. Tell more.

haha this is a pretty good one!

hahaha. nice once.

the more you drink, the more drunk you get, which means you have one screwed up recipe!

sweet

once again not funny

I just read it and it is really funny. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that .

Hahahahaha remember to kill the bird before attempting to stuff it.

best one so far. thanks.

Damn i knew i was doing something wrong, thanks for the info, pmsl



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