The unexpected present. funny or not?!
Question: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really p!ssed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Answers: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really p!ssed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
brilliant.
That was a good one
Funny
lol that is funny
hahahahah OMG that was pretty freakin funny!!!! ive never heard that one before haha good one :-)
OK Good.
OMFG THATS EFFIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he shouldnt hav implied
oy vey, wat happened 2 him??
PS if it were MY hubby, id b a widow
Lmao this it too funny ROFL!! =))
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
heard it before but still makes me smile.
to be honest wen i read it once i didn't quite get it ..wen i read it the second time ..i got it and i laughed...
stupid me...!!!
its funny !!!!lol
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
Lmao! fantastic joke.
ha ha ha, not the sort of 0-200 she wanted, pmsl
very good lol