A oldie but a goldie!?!
Question: It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his ex-wife faced divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.
Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she needs all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river ?.
Answers: It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his ex-wife faced divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.
Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she needs all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river ?.
LOL... Good morning Colin
SteveC
After a year or so of going out, Paul went down on one knee......but she hated it when he called her that!
ha ha ha rotflmfao they good
lmao..very good
superb very funny
Yes, this reminds me of the time when Linda McCartney passed away. Paul gathered his children together and said :Look, I've just come back from the hospital and I have good news and bad news for you. The Bad news is that you mother passed away today. The good news is that we're having steak and chips for dinner, yipee!"
brilliant. lol
brilliant. lol
on there wedding night,paul says get undressed,get on the bed and spread em while i freshen up.when he come back there she was,all a kimbo,one leg on the bed the other on top of the dresser.....he said i didnt mean that f*****g wide.