What are some good redneck jokes?!


Question: they can be pickup lines too... and no, im not anti redneck or anything... but i need to prove a point to one of my buddies... so...
thanks if yall can help :]


Answers: they can be pickup lines too... and no, im not anti redneck or anything... but i need to prove a point to one of my buddies... so...
thanks if yall can help :]

There was a redneck woman who went into labor and needed to be knocked out for the process. The woman's husband was not there but here brother was. She had twins, one girl and one boy. When the woman woke up her brother said,"don't worry, i named the kids"She asked nervously,"What did you name them?" He said i named the girl Denise." She thought,"ok that's a good name,"what did you name the boy?" "Denephew."

just in case you don't get it, Denise is like The niece and denephew, obviously, the nephew.

How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

How do you circumsize a redneck?


Kick his sister in the jaw

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One day a redneck brother and sister were having sex when the sister stops and says, "geez bro, you screw just like dad." In which the brother says, "I know, mom already told me"



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