April fools joke for my fiance.?!
Question: i know. everyone is asking about good april fools jokes around this time.
but..i already checked out a few and havent seen anything.
I want a good prank i can play on my fiance.
something just silly and innocent fun. i dont want nothing that would make him made.
just something to have fun, give us a laugh and make the day a little better because we have been having a pretty bad week.
also...a good one for my mom. it can be anything.
or..just tell me something you have done, or your favorite april fool's joke.
thanks!
Answers: i know. everyone is asking about good april fools jokes around this time.
but..i already checked out a few and havent seen anything.
I want a good prank i can play on my fiance.
something just silly and innocent fun. i dont want nothing that would make him made.
just something to have fun, give us a laugh and make the day a little better because we have been having a pretty bad week.
also...a good one for my mom. it can be anything.
or..just tell me something you have done, or your favorite april fool's joke.
thanks!
here are some:
1. loosen the tops on the salt and pepper shakers, or anything else that you're going to use.
2. put clear plastic wrap in between the toilet bowl and the seat.
3. poke holes in all the straws
4. find really simple riddles that seem hard but are actually really easy, and tell them to all of you family. (if they don't get it then they'll feel very stupid, and i know, this one isn't very good)
5. Tape down the phone button on the mark's phone. When they pick up the receiver it will keep ringing. Call in the middle of the night and pound on the door yelling "Answer the phone!" Use this along with hidden alarm clocks and coordinate the time, such as 2:30 am and pound on the front door, back door and have the phone ringing as well as the hidden alarm clocks.
6. Here's a simple prank that is always good for some cheap laughs. Place an object on the floor where you know someone will bend over to pick it up. This object could be a book, an important looking envelope, a purse, etc. Position yourself nearby with some scraps of cloth that tear easily with a noisy rip. You can also use a strip of velcro to create the tearing sound. The prank is simple. Just wait until the mark bends over to pick up the object. As with many pranks, the timing is critical. At the precise moment that the mark bends over, rip the cloth. You'll be surprised at how many people reach around immediately checking for rips.
7. Fill some disposable cups about halfway with confetti (or paper, or whatever.) Turn off the ceiling fan. Gently lay the cups (on their sides) on top of each of the fan blades. Tape or rubber-band them in place. Wait for someone to turn on the fan!
8. This is an old trick, but it always works. Glue a quarter to the ground at the mall or on a busy sidewalk. Epoxy works the best, but takes some time to set up. Cover the coin with a traffic cone, plant, or other object while the glue cures. Once it's ready position yourself to enjoy the spectacle of suckers trying to pick up the money. You will notice different styles, i.e. the cool and casual pick-up, the frantic and deliberate attempt, the half-hearted try, etc.
9. This is a trick you can pull with the sprayers that are on sinks on pull-out hoses. Put a rubber band or piece of tape around the lever so that it's locked the "on" position. Aim it towards where you're standing, to where you want it to hit the victim. The next person to turn the water on will get sprayed.
10. This is an oldie but is still always good for a laugh. Un-tuck the bed sheet at the foot of the bed. Pull it up about a third of the way towards the head of the bed and tuck it back in. When the mark slides into bed he won't be able to stretch his legs out, sort of like he jumped into a baby's bed.
11. Here's an obnoxious little prank known as "the sneeze". It's always good for a cheap laugh and it's harmless. Cup some water in your hand. Now sneak up behind your victim and sneeze loudly. At the same instant splash water on the victim's neck. They will be disgusted to think that you slobbered all over them in such an uncouth manner.
12. Take a harboiled egg with you to the supermarket. Then switch that egg with an egg from a carton in the supermarket fridge.
13. Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the next table.
14. Call a random number and tell him you are calling from the local video store. Tell him his video rental "Girls Gone Wild" is overdue and needs to be returned ASAP!
15. Call a random number or a number of someone you know (works best if it's a guy) and say something like this: "Hi, this is Victoria from Victoria's Secret, and we wanted to let you know about our sale, so make sure you bring in all your coupons because if you bring in all of them you get a free bra!"
16. Gather up a group of friends for this one. One after another you and your friends call the victim and ask him if Ronald is there (or some other creative name). Everytime he says, "No you have the wrong number" another friend calls back asking for the same name. After the victim gets really annoyed, you then call him and tell him that you are Ronald and ask him if anyone has been calling for you.
17. Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.
18. Heated Butter?: For a great joke, you'll need some butter, a plate, some salt! Tell your poor victim that you saw on the Discovery Channel that butter gets hot when you put salt on it. Put some butter on a plate and put salt on it. Put your hand over the butter and pretend you feel the heat. Tell them to put their hand over it, and ask them if they can feel the heat. Then... SLAM!!! Swiftly, slam your hand on top of their's so their hand gets squished in the butter and salt. The satisfaction is seeing the look of horror on their face as they're looking at their hand!
19. Car Troubles: Put a balloon on the tail pipe of an car (make sure the car isn't started), when the person starts the car, they will hear a POP and assume the tire had blown out.
20. Soda Surprise: Ok this one is simple - get two cans of soda out of the refrigerator, shake one up and hand that one to your friend. You take the non-shooken up one and drink some so it doesn't seem suspicious. When your friend opens their's, it will splatter all over them if you shake it up enough!
21. Lemon Surprise: Put lemon juice in someone's water and when they take a drink of it, it will taste very sour and nasty!!!
-Tia
a divorces
putting plastic wrap over the toilet seat is always a good one.
pee in their shoes..........
So Forgetful
Tape some magnets to the bottom of a cup and the top of your car and drive away. It will look like you forgot to grab your cup off the top before driving off and people all around will try and get your attention and flag you down, while you just laugh and drive.
Cruelty To Animals
Attach a leash to the rear bumper of your victim's car. When he drives away, other cars driving behind him will think he forgot about his pet that he tied to the bumper.
Change Automobile Settings
While your victim is away from his car, go inside and turn stereo volume to max, turn windsheild wipers on, air conditioner to max, scoot seats all the way up and adjust mirrors.
Wrong Keys
Next time you are with a group of friends and two of your friends have the same type of car...for example both friends have a Volkswagon. Then chances are both Volkswagon keys will look identical. When both of your friends aren't looking...switch their keys.
Jack Up The Car
Jack up a persons car so the wheels are just barely off the ground, but not enough to be noticable.
Styrofoam Peanuts
Fill your victim's car with styrofoam peanuts then ask him to go to the store for you.
Bad Cop, No Donut!
You can usually find a bumper sticker at any Novelty Store that reads, "Bad Cop, No Donut!" If you can't find one, you can just make one yourself. Place it on your bumper and everytime you see a cop. Just drive in front of him. You might want to reduce your speed a bit to make sure he reads it.
Pop!
Put a balloon over the hole of the victim's exhaust pipe. After he drives away...a few blocks later, he will hear a big POP!!
I Ran Over My Arm
Place a fake rubber or plastic arm under your tire after you park your car. Add a small puddle of fake blood. Then hide one of your arms. When people ask what happened, tell them the car brakes weren't working
Sorry About The Damage!
Leave a fake note on someone's car windsheild that reads, "Sorry about the damage i caused to your automobile. Call me and I will be more than happy to pay for the repair" Be sure not to leave a phone number...of course there is no real damage. But the victim doesn't know this. He or she will look all over for a dent or scratch or something.
Vehicle Pranks
Whack Some Weeds
While driving on an open country road most roadsides will have high weeds that are well overdue for a cut. If you drive close enough to the edge, you can actually reach out and touch them. Try this, get close at tell you buddy to reach out and pull some weeds. As he attempts this, speed up...If driving at a fast speed, it will actually hurt his hand.
Poo Under The Handle
Smear some dog poo under your victim's car door handle. When he goes to open his door, he will end up with dog poo all over his fingers.
Tailpipe Whisle
Drill a hole through the middle of a potato. Then jam a whistle in one end of the potatoe. Finally, shove that potatoe inside of your victim's car exhaust pipe. Make sure the whistle is facing the outside. When your victim starts the car up and drives off, he will keep hearing a whistle and wonder what is going on.
Damn Tractor Trailer!!
On your next road trip in which you drive though the countryside and pass a tractor trailer...try this prank. With your victim asleep in the passenger seat next to you, get behind the tractor trailer then brake hard and slowly speed up. Your victim will awake to a huge tractor trailer in his face...make sure you yell frantically while mixing in a few curse words...this will freak your victim out.
Hundred Of Post It Notes
While your victim is away from his or her car, post a bunch of those little post it notes all over. It is very frustrating and time consuming to take them all off.
Car Key Snap
Offer to wash your victim's car. But before doing so, go down to your local locksmith and buy a key that is similiar to his car key and snap it in half with pliers. Then replace his key with the fake key on his key ring. Tell him you are so sorry, but you accidentally snapped his key in half.
Not All Can Pull This One Off...
If you know how to re-wire cars electrical systems, then this prank is for you...While your victim is away from his car re-wire it so the low beam headlights are swapped with the highbeam, or try making it so everytime he steps on the brakes the car horn will go off. Be creative!
Open Tuna Can Prank
Place an open tuna can under your victim's car seat. It will take him a few days to figure out exactly where the horrible smell is coming from.
Sugar Around Gas Cap
Pour some sugar around your victim's gas cap. Drop a couple handfulls on the ground below, or anywhere else you want to leave a trail. The person will think someone poured sugar down their gas tank. In actuality, nothing is wrong and no harm was done. The worst that can happen is the victim will get a tune up in result, and the car will run better than before.
Broken Window Prank
Shatter a glass bottle and pour it around your victim's car door and inside his car as well. Then roll his window down and run screaming, to tell him something happened to his car.
Vehicle Pranks
Move The Car
When your victim isn't paying attention. Get his keys and move his car. If he parked out in the street next to the curb. Then just turn the car around so it is now parked the wrong way.
Tire Blowout
Place a blown up balloon under your victim's tire. When he starts the car up and drives off, he will hear a loud POP!! and think the tire just blew out!
Confetti In The Defrost
Pour some confetti in your victim's defrost vent and turn it on high. When you starts the car up the next day, it will be like New Year's Day all over again.
Bumper Sticker Prank
Know someone who supports PETA? or loves and helps protect the environment? or maybe the person is a homophobe. Well just place a bumper sticker on his or her ride that gives the opposite message such as "I love KFC chicken" (for PETA supporter) or a rainbow sticker that reads "Gay and Proud" or for the environmentalist, have it say something like "I favor oil fields over rain forests"
Fake Company Sign
Place a fake company sign on the side of your victim's vehicle. Have the sign read something like: "Handy Auto Wash - The Best Hand Jobs in Town. Be creative use a company and slogan that would get alot of looks.
Long Road Trip Gag
Have some fun on your next road trip. When your passenger falls asleep and is leaning on the right front window. Try this, quickly jerk the car from right to left then back. Then watch your victim's head bounce back and forth against the window.
Wrong Directions
Mess around with a victim who has aleady wrote directions down. When he or she isn't looking change the directions to send them in the opposite direction.
Frozen Balls
In the winter time, when its freezing outside...dip some cotton balls in water and place them all over your victim's car.
Adjustable Mirrors
While your victim is driving and you are the passenger adjust the side mirror. After awhile it will annoy the driver.
Drag n Drive
attach a fishing line with objects to the rear bumper of your victim's car. When he drive off, he will be dragging items along with him.
Vehicle Pranks
Fun At The Red Light
Whever you stop at the red traffic light. Pull up right next to the car next to you. Then slowly put your car in reverse. The car next to you will think he is still moving forward and slam on his brakes. You can even have a buddy help you out and do the same thing in the lane on the other side of the victim.
Car Stereo Presets
Change the station presets in your victims car.
Taxi Prank
Create a door sign for your victim's vehicle. Have it read "Moe's Taxi - 555-7932" but instead put your victim's phone number.
Gas Cap Lock
Buy a gas cap that lock and put it on your victim's car.
Slow Leaky Tire
Everytime you walk by your victim's car let a little bit of air out of one tire. After a week he will wonder why one tire needs air and get it checked just to find out the tire is just fine.
Duck Tape A Car
First wrap your victim's car in saran wrap, so you don't damage the paint. Then wrap the duck tape around the car.
Bubble Wrap Machine Gun
Tape a 1 inch bubble wrap around thr front tire of your victim while his car is parked. When he drives off the popping noise will sound like a machine gun.
Fake Police
If you have a dark late model sedan, park it on a street facing traffic. Wear dark clothing, sunglasses and hold a hair dryer out of the window. Then watch as cars begin to slow down thinking they may be getting a ticket for speeding.
Ticket In The Mail
At night, park near a street that everyone knows has a camera to catch speeders and other traffic violaters. Then randomly snap pictures so your camera's flash can go off. Cars passing by will think the traffic camera just flashed and they may have a ticket coming in the mail. It creates panic for a few weeks.
Vehicle Recall Notice
When someone you know just purchased a brand new car, call them and leave a message on their phone. Tell them that you are Mr. So and So from the dealer where he recently bought his new automobile. Let him know about the latest factory recall. Tell him its very crucial that he return the vehicle to the dealer as soon as possible and not make any left turns.
Keep On Ringing
If you know someone that uses a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the craddle, then tape that part down. When the person tries to answer a call it will just keep on ringi