Beauty advice/opinions please!!! (pic incl) Does my pubic hair look better in pi!


Question: Here in the Southern Hemisphere - it's already April Fools Day...anyway now, that I have your attention...

QUESTION: Can you dig deep at all and tell me ONE joke you can recall from when you were a kid? 10 pts to one that's the most nostalgic he he.

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Here's one I can remember ( don't diss it ha ha )

2 ants were standing and chatting on top of a cereal box.

Suddenly 1 of them started running full-speed up & down, up & down the length of the top of the box.

Then he stopped, nearly collapsing & the other 1 said, "What on earth was that about???"

"Oh.." he puffed & gasped, "It says "TEAR ALONG THE DOTTED LINE."


Answers: Here in the Southern Hemisphere - it's already April Fools Day...anyway now, that I have your attention...

QUESTION: Can you dig deep at all and tell me ONE joke you can recall from when you were a kid? 10 pts to one that's the most nostalgic he he.

**************************************...
Here's one I can remember ( don't diss it ha ha )

2 ants were standing and chatting on top of a cereal box.

Suddenly 1 of them started running full-speed up & down, up & down the length of the top of the box.

Then he stopped, nearly collapsing & the other 1 said, "What on earth was that about???"

"Oh.." he puffed & gasped, "It says "TEAR ALONG THE DOTTED LINE."

Sally was a little girl and she came home and had 5 dollars. Her mom asked her,Where did you get that?Johnny sat up in a tree while I did a cartwheel.Don't do that he is trying to see your underwear.Okay.The next day she came home with 10 dollars.Her mom said "I believe I told you to stop that he is just trying to see your underwear.But mom I tricked him I did not wear any underwear today!

this is pathetic, but: from school days:/
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me.
Don`t worry. It`ll pass

a boy was working for a store and he hated his manager.

so for the managers brithday he got him a cactus

the manager sed, "a cactus how thoughtful"

the boy sed, " i've always likes pricks"

haha i know lame but its kinda funny



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