10 Points- Arpril FOOLS Jokes?!


Question: Hi Guys i just asked this question like 3 hours ago, but everyone gave me jokes to do in person.. My Boyfriend is in the navy, and i am gonna have to do a april fools joke over the phone.. Any ideas??

Please help..
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!!


Answers: Hi Guys i just asked this question like 3 hours ago, but everyone gave me jokes to do in person.. My Boyfriend is in the navy, and i am gonna have to do a april fools joke over the phone.. Any ideas??

Please help..
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!!

tell him your thinking of having your hair shaved off for charity and would he still fancy you

Im pregnant always works

Tell him you lost the house do to a crazy gambeling night you had in Vegas......

my friend is going to tell my other friend that she is pregnant :)

Call him and tell him you've joined the Navy and you will be there to see him in a few months :)

LOL your evilll but funny.
ok dont do an EVIL joke
ring him up and telll him your a lesbian.

Please don't tell him you're pregnant...that won't be funny considering he is a million miles away!

im sorry, *fake cry a little* im pregnent.
try that one! ;]----well a million took that idea. haha

tell him that u need to tell him a secret.....tell him u havent been completely honest with him. and then blurt out IM A HERMAPHRODITE..and that you are pregnant with your own baby

crashed the car, your pregnant (with him OR not), flooded the home, bought a big toy (like a boat or 4 wheeler or something) just keep it sweet and simple, dont get him upset or mad being so far away, keep it fun

i'm gay, might work

One of the funniest pranks I've ever heard of was from a book called, "Every Trick in the Book" written by The Amazing Jonathan.

Set up:
Using a camcorder or video recorder of some sort, Take a 5-10 minute clip of your bathroom toilet.

The Prank:
Host a gathering or party at your house and while the selected victim is in the bathroom load the clip onto your living room TV screen. When he steps out of the bathroom, get everyone in on the joke and have them point and laugh at the TV(and the victim). He'll soon come to the realization and assume that he was being watched as he went to the bathroom.

if you're waiting for his call...have a brother,or guy friend, or whatever answer the house phone. or if you call him...talk to him some, then tell him you need to take care of that pie in the oven very quick or something and to hold on a sec. then have your guy friend answer the phone with "hello? hey honey! are you on the phone with someone?". of course, clear it all up before you end the phone call. lol

Telling himh you are pregnant when you are not is not funny, nor would telling him you died.. Would you like it if he had someone call you, and tell you he was dead? and it be a joke..Ummm I dont think sooooooooooooo

You're getting his name tattood on ur ***.

The house has been burned down.

You been having an affair with his sister/ another woman.

You shaved your hair off as it was set on fire by the stove..

You brought a BMW.

You fantasize about having a 3 som with him n his brother/sister/uncle etc.

You're getting your tonsils removed tomorrow so wont be able to talk to him for a cuple of weeks then call him the next day and say hello darling.

I dno.. lol have fun!

tell him you wanna break up and then "drop the phone" and pretend 2 have sex rite there and moan and everything (have ur bro or guy frend do other noises) good luck. then call him in the morning and pretend nothing happened

tell him your pregnant and if he asks how be like you wer elonely one night and his friend came ver to keep you company and then he's really going to flip and then tell him APRIL FOOLS! lol

Tell him you're pregnant. Edit: Great minds think alike!

Im pregnent

Tell him you're pregnant. :s (if you're really not already)

Wow, Im slow... a few other people gave the same answer while I typed mine. :p

Tell him your pregnant or you found someone new.

tell him that you are pregnant.......from another man..hahahaha...that would suck if it were true...

Give him a singing telegram that you died

Or

Give him a singing telegram that you are pregnant and that he should of stayed out of your pants :P

Tell him you met this guy and got married and pregnant and its gonna be twin girls



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