Where is it happening?!
Question: At last Sundays church service I had to endure not only Rotters practical jokes, rolling stink bombs down the aisle, but the Reverend Charles Chalmondly postulating about sin, debauchery, licentiousness, adultery and other such things that quite frankly gave me the shudders. Now in a village such as this one, it is not uncommon to hear about this sort of thing, but where the deuce is it happening and why have I not been invited?
Answers: At last Sundays church service I had to endure not only Rotters practical jokes, rolling stink bombs down the aisle, but the Reverend Charles Chalmondly postulating about sin, debauchery, licentiousness, adultery and other such things that quite frankly gave me the shudders. Now in a village such as this one, it is not uncommon to hear about this sort of thing, but where the deuce is it happening and why have I not been invited?
Next Saturday, chez moi, mon ami.
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Darl'in Lord Percy,
I would suggest Raffles Club. The gentlemen member of my family has been a long time contributor of this club for generations... of course, now that my husband has been sent to Bethehem, there is one open membership if you wish to enter, I am sure that Lord Mamelade and Uncle Rotters will be more than willing to vouch for you.
Warm Regards
Red Rabbit
As Rabbit says above, you must join Raffles club. I always call whenever I am in Town and never fail to have a debauched merry time. Shall I speak in your favour to the president next time I am in town?