What about Farmer John?!
Question: Subject: Farmer John
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as
time went by,the traffic built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens
were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and
said, "You've got to do something about all of these
people driving so fast and killing all of my
chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I
don't care, just do something about those crazy
drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and
erected a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and
said, "You've got to do something about these
drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them
go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers
and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
That really sped them up.
So Farmer John called and called and called every day
for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing
no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own
sign." He was going to let Farmer John do just about
anything in order to get him to stop calling every day
to complain. The sheriff got no more calls from
Farmer John.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
"How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up
your sign?" "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has
been killed since then. I've got to go.
I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
himself "I'd better go out there and take a look at
that sign... it might be something that WE could use
to slow down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and
his jaw droppedthe moment he saw the sign. It was
spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
"NUDIST COLONY"
*** Go slow and watch out for the chicks
Answers: Subject: Farmer John
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as
time went by,the traffic built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens
were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and
said, "You've got to do something about all of these
people driving so fast and killing all of my
chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I
don't care, just do something about those crazy
drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and
erected a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and
said, "You've got to do something about these
drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them
go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers
and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
That really sped them up.
So Farmer John called and called and called every day
for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing
no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own
sign." He was going to let Farmer John do just about
anything in order to get him to stop calling every day
to complain. The sheriff got no more calls from
Farmer John.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
"How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up
your sign?" "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has
been killed since then. I've got to go.
I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
himself "I'd better go out there and take a look at
that sign... it might be something that WE could use
to slow down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and
his jaw droppedthe moment he saw the sign. It was
spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
"NUDIST COLONY"
*** Go slow and watch out for the chicks
hahahhhahhah
hilarious...
what an intelligent way to slow down drivers!!
I got a little giggle out of it.
rofl i like it
cute ----------------------------------------... and long.
I bet in real life that would cause wrecks some rednecks would probably set up camp there in camo.
Oh I like it!
Funny one - thanks for the laugh! I needed that! CJ
A star for you!
i guess the general can slow down too
hahaha lol, really long but i liked it
lol, hilarious =)