Johnny's sister?!
Question: The teacher says to the class "who can use the work fascinate in a sentence?" Little Suzie raises her hand and says "My mom and dad went to the zoo and saw all of the animals, they were fascinated." The teacher says "Good job, but I want to hear the word fascinate." Little Mary raises her hand "My parents looked at the sky last night and said the stars were fascinating" The teacher says "Good job, but I still want to hear fascinate" FINALLY, Little Johnny raises his hand, the teacher calls on him, and Johnny says "My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her **** are so big she can only fasten eight"
Answers: The teacher says to the class "who can use the work fascinate in a sentence?" Little Suzie raises her hand and says "My mom and dad went to the zoo and saw all of the animals, they were fascinated." The teacher says "Good job, but I want to hear the word fascinate." Little Mary raises her hand "My parents looked at the sky last night and said the stars were fascinating" The teacher says "Good job, but I still want to hear fascinate" FINALLY, Little Johnny raises his hand, the teacher calls on him, and Johnny says "My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her **** are so big she can only fasten eight"
haha very funny thanks for the laugh
Fascinating LOL
Go on there little Johnny!
Lol
the old ones are the best
like it lol.*****************8
haha thats reallly good!!!
propaply the best joke ive heard today. i could shower you in stars but i can only give you one :/
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lol good one
Ha ha ha ha.......
Good one Jodee.....