Do you think this is funny? I found this on the internet in a picture form.?!


Question: I'm copying the exact words which has some bad language so don't tell me off.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no **** ing way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shi*t, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole".

I couldn't stop laughing for days after i read it. What do you think?


Answers: I'm copying the exact words which has some bad language so don't tell me off.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no **** ing way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shi*t, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole".

I couldn't stop laughing for days after i read it. What do you think?

LMAO
I love hearing things like this.
they may not be the most intelligent notions but they are the most logical ones, that you think of but just never say.

This made me laugh!

somebody has issues..lol thats really funny

that is freakin hilarious. i just showed a bunch of my friends, good work!

That is funny especially to people that solve problems that way.....I DO

its true... those poor little rocks!
Paper must DIE!

too funny!!!

Iv'e seen that before from glitter-graphics. Lol it's pretty funny =P

Funny! Deserves a star*!

yep that is pretty funny

ahahahahhahahah abu i loved it..great joke pal..

lmao, I might have to try this someday

Weird, and not PC!
BUT: FFFFUUUUNNNNYYYY !!!!
Now I'm going to have weird dreams tonite!



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