Misspronounced word?!


Question: A woman named Jill stood up during her church's prayer request time one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the ushers, and bared her soul.
"I want to tell you about the awful accident my husbqand, Jim, has suffered. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off the road and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital and could have died but all he suffered was a broken scrotum."
The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were uneasy and writherd in discomfort.
"Jim has been in terrible pain. He can hardly lift anything, and has missed work. Worst of all we cannot cuddle and have intimate relations."
"I ask everyone to say a prayer for Jim, and that his broken scrotum will heal as good as new."
As the crowd sat an pondered this news, a lone man stood up and made his way, In obvious pain, to the pulpit, grabbed the microphone and said...
"My name is Jim and I have only one word for my wife Jill. That word is......

STERNUM!!!!!!


Answers: A woman named Jill stood up during her church's prayer request time one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the ushers, and bared her soul.
"I want to tell you about the awful accident my husbqand, Jim, has suffered. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off the road and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital and could have died but all he suffered was a broken scrotum."
The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were uneasy and writherd in discomfort.
"Jim has been in terrible pain. He can hardly lift anything, and has missed work. Worst of all we cannot cuddle and have intimate relations."
"I ask everyone to say a prayer for Jim, and that his broken scrotum will heal as good as new."
As the crowd sat an pondered this news, a lone man stood up and made his way, In obvious pain, to the pulpit, grabbed the microphone and said...
"My name is Jim and I have only one word for my wife Jill. That word is......

STERNUM!!!!!!

OMG!! haha.... thats great!

thanks sweetie!! =) Report It


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  • Ha ha ha ha....
    Good one.......

    Haha!

    Heard it. But still funny.

    haha... that was funny... =)

    lol how funny!

    HILLARIOUS I CAN'T HARDLY BREATH IT IS SO FUNNY (COUGH COUGH) HA HA (WHEEEZ) HA (DEAD) XP

    hahahahahaha! Wonder how many men in the audience were considering asking her if they could help her out in any way? heheheheheee

    ha havent heard that 1 b4! lol LOVE IT!



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