Wouldn't this be embarassing?!
Question: The Hot Shot Businessman
A young businessman had just started his own law firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look like a big hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was dealing for a settlement in a big case.
He threw huge figures around and made bold comments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
Answers: The Hot Shot Businessman
A young businessman had just started his own law firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look like a big hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was dealing for a settlement in a big case.
He threw huge figures around and made bold comments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
Its probably true...How embarrassing....
LMAOOO yes, very.
Lol, yeah. But I'd just laugh it off though.
yeah just wouldnt lie then...
yeah, that would suck
LOL...that would be so embarrassing.
lmaoo, yeahh.
hahhahaha...
Hehee! That's hilarious.
Another one..
A very distinguished businessman on the tram on way to work has a very expensive looking briefcase (which is handcuffed to his wrist) & proceeds to tell other travellers just how important & invaluable he is in his workplace, & that he deals with 'top secret' documents all the time. All eyes in the tram fall to his briefcase, which is surmised by all to be full of important documents etc...
He then rings the bell to alight at his tram stop... His wrist with the attached briefcase inadvertantly jerks & the case pops open.................A lone orange & nothing else, falls out & rolls its way down the length of the tram.
yea but he deserved it for acting like that didnt he?