Could you imagine this? Any Italians out there?!
Question: how about lots of stars for me?
The Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo - I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me. Love, Papa.
A few days later he received a letter from his son...
Dear Papa - I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie.
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa - Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie.
Answers: how about lots of stars for me?
The Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo - I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me. Love, Papa.
A few days later he received a letter from his son...
Dear Papa - I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie.
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa - Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie.
Very intelligent son
that would be funny lol
It's an old joke, but you tell it well
Lol. I'll give you a star!
Heee, thats funny, and clever, LOL
U get a star!
Vinnie is one smart guy and he sure loves good old dad!
THATS FUNNNY
i heard pretty much the same joke only with rednecks
and its chop firewood and the guy hid marujanna in his fire wood
Haha, that's cute.
ha ha ha
That's funny,
thanks for sharing it!!
Verry funny! You get a star!!!
There is a lesson in that joke.
"Respect the parents ! where ever you are "
Im italian but i dont take offense to those jokes, i see the funny side. i dont know why people take offense to them.