What are some funny things to say to morgage people so they dont call back?!


Question: my dad keeps geting morgage calls and we all ready have a morgae what should i say


this is mine:
( in hill-billy acsent) my pa is out guttin the pig and my ma is tryin' to dress the hog it is so hard to get the little shoes on


Answers: my dad keeps geting morgage calls and we all ready have a morgae what should i say


this is mine:
( in hill-billy acsent) my pa is out guttin the pig and my ma is tryin' to dress the hog it is so hard to get the little shoes on

(in your best, calm, recorded sounding accent,) Hello, you have reached the UFO huggers club. It dosen't matter if you're little and green, we love you just the same!! Press one to hear about our "Martians and Marshmellows" day!

More-age?! Why would I want More Age? I'm old enough. (hang up)

lol make the perosn feel awkward, like say "uk ur voice is hott' or tell them a joke or something and the perosn will be like umm opkkk

Could I interrest you in some life insurance?

Bobby, is that you...I'm pregnant.

WHAT!!! I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST CANT SEEM TO HEAR YOU!!!

Sorry, I don't want your girl scout cookies!!!

Morgage? I don't need no morgage!!! I've got all the morgage I need to last me a lifetime.

Hello, this is Mina from Victoria's Secret, calling to tell you that those thongs you seem to love so much are half off!! So are the push-up bras!!!



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