Was that moses?????!
Question: Moses and the President
Recently, while going through an airport during one
of his trips, President Bush encountered a man
with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe
and sandals and holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said,
"Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?"
The man didn't answer. He just kept staring
straight ahead.
The President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The
man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the
President.
The President pulled a Secret Service agent aside
and, pointing to the robed man, asked him, "Am I
crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you."
The Secret Service agent looked at the man and
agreed.
"Well," said the President, "every time I say his name,
he ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to
speak - watch!"
Again the President yelled, "Moses!" and again the
man ignored him.
The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the
white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses.
Are you Moses?"
The man leaned over and whispered back, "Shhhh!
Yes, I am Moses, but the last time I talked to a bush
I spent 40 years wandering in the desert and ended
up leading my people to the only spot in the entire
Middle East with no oil!
Answers: Moses and the President
Recently, while going through an airport during one
of his trips, President Bush encountered a man
with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe
and sandals and holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said,
"Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?"
The man didn't answer. He just kept staring
straight ahead.
The President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The
man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the
President.
The President pulled a Secret Service agent aside
and, pointing to the robed man, asked him, "Am I
crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you."
The Secret Service agent looked at the man and
agreed.
"Well," said the President, "every time I say his name,
he ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to
speak - watch!"
Again the President yelled, "Moses!" and again the
man ignored him.
The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the
white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses.
Are you Moses?"
The man leaned over and whispered back, "Shhhh!
Yes, I am Moses, but the last time I talked to a bush
I spent 40 years wandering in the desert and ended
up leading my people to the only spot in the entire
Middle East with no oil!
Good One..
Smart Man that Moses was!!!
yea i think
soo funny i forgot to laugh
LOL! I heard this one before but I loved the details and it was written very well!!