Want a good laugh this morning, guys and girls?!
Question: This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a
sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each
outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is
all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't
feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that *****
knows I'm smarter than her.
Answers: This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a
sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each
outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is
all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't
feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that *****
knows I'm smarter than her.
THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!
My husband and I laughed and laughed!
And I agree-- ladies, get a sense of humor!
That is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! Star to you
That was so fuuny.
good joke
i love shopping
i would have been pissed
LOL, I LOVE this joke! Haha, I'm still laughing! :-)
lol ahahahhaah
Ive seen this about 10 times now and every time i see it i start crying with laughter. such intelligence can only come from the male mind XD
Brill about time men went one up haha
Hahahaha that's a good Sandy!
that was very entertaining.lol.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I've ever heard!!
An oldie but goodie. Thanks, have a star
can you send this to my wife
omg that was hilarious! first time i've heard it, have a star!
Soo funny I just emailed that to my mom and bf! hahaha
Never heard that one before!
~star!
lol funny one :) !!!
that was very funny!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thts very very very kewl and awesome and funny
I appreciate the fact that you, a woman, put this up.