Is this first time sex?!
Question: First time sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
A t the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
T he boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excite d
for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 mi nutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist."
Answers: First time sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
A t the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
T he boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excite d
for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 mi nutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist."
wow you really know how to put it together
the boy friend was sure supprised to see her dad after the fact you do make me laugh
i heard it b4 but a lil different but its still funny
LOL good one :D
Wow lol I would have left.
Good one : 9 out of 10!
lmao. never heard this one either.
naice.
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! i needed a good laugh!!! lol!!
[HA HA HA HA HA HA HA] I HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE BUT IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY...[LOL]...THAT WAS A GOOD ONE...=P...GOT ANY MORE?...[LOL]...BUT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY
lmao,pimplmao.very funny!
that is so funny
ha
thats hilarious nice 1 keep up the good work
HAHA very funny, i loled in my pants!
Always a great joke
LOL. thanks for sharing.
Lol
That's a good one. I love it.
Have a star.
OMG can u just imagine if that happened to you :|
heard it! from my mom lol