10 questions I just can't answer...can you?!
Question: 1) Why hasn't tarzan git a beard?
2) If the temperature today is zero degrees and it's twice as cold tomorrow, what will be the temperature tomorrow?
3)Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings and then put money into binoculars to look at the ground?
4)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say..."I'm going to squeeze those dangly-bits and drink whatever comes out?"
5)Who was the first person to say "See that chicken...I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its bum"?
6) Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
7)Why does someone who wants to know the time, point to their wrist but they don't point to their bottom when asking where the toilet is?
8)Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto stands on four ?...they're both dogs.
9)If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?
10) Why does 'the alphabet song' and 'twinkle twinkle little star' have the same tune?
Answers: 1) Why hasn't tarzan git a beard?
2) If the temperature today is zero degrees and it's twice as cold tomorrow, what will be the temperature tomorrow?
3)Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings and then put money into binoculars to look at the ground?
4)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say..."I'm going to squeeze those dangly-bits and drink whatever comes out?"
5)Who was the first person to say "See that chicken...I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its bum"?
6) Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
7)Why does someone who wants to know the time, point to their wrist but they don't point to their bottom when asking where the toilet is?
8)Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto stands on four ?...they're both dogs.
9)If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?
10) Why does 'the alphabet song' and 'twinkle twinkle little star' have the same tune?
Wicked!! What great questions - for which there are no answers........
hahahaha.
lmfao
man my head hurts
Very Good observations. Brightened my day.
i can ans no.
temp will be -2 deg celcius
number nine- a testicul!!!! SORRY COULDNT RESIST
1 he rubs on trees
2 o degrees
3 they are really rich and like wasting their money
4 pilgrims maybe the went through a drought and were desperate
5 no answer hard question
6 ok dont no why but if i had to guess maybe the fridge trolls dont like light
7 lol kids do funny
8 goofy is more evolved pluto had a bad accident
9 testable
10 its the tune that is most memorable
1) Jane waxes it with special honey from the forest bees
2) 0 ( 2 x 0 = 0)
3) Because Birds eye view is funnier?
4) The famer saw a alf drinking it and wondered what it tasted like?
5) hmmmm.... not sure about that one
6) The bulb would freeze and crack
7) Ettiquette
8) Goofy is a clever dog?
9) An Exam
10) It is easier for children to learn.
Hope this helps - if not never mind eh? Lol...
1) Tarzan doesn't have a beard coz the director obv didn't want him to have 1
2) don't know!
3) to see what it looks like down below when you have a birds eye view
4)Poor farmers back when
5)same ans as no. 4
6)don't know!
7)to show they don't have a watch maybe!
8)Be boring if all cartoon characters were exactly the same, also shows dominance in the cartoon
9)testy LOL
10)they stole the tune, copywrite call the authorities quick LOL
1 - he shaves
2 - you will feel twice as cold
3 - They feel like god!
4 - Incestuous calf - who got his mum and dad mixed up
5 - a Falcon
6 - so it doesn't get hot, plus there's usually not room
7 - I do - maybe its just to clarify
8 - Goofy is... different
9 - testicle - or testing, depending if you want to be boring
10 - Someone ripped off Twinkle...
I can't. We have same IQ.
A modern day Plato! HaHaHa.
1.cos it's a film with a target market.
2. -2...............3.fascination.............
5same as number 4...............6impracticle. The light would ice over.......7Behavioural traits that are not accepted by the majority.........8The mind of the cartoonist........9testiculating........... accentuation of learned behaviour. culture.
Put that lot in yor pipe and smoke it. If a tree falls in a forrest and your not there. does it make a sound.?
10 questions I just can't answer...can you?
1) Why hasn't tarzan git a beard? - someone showed him how to shave
2) If the temperature today is zero degrees and it's twice as cold tomorrow, what will be the temperature tomorrow? I'd say -1 degree.
3)Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings and then put money into binoculars to look at the ground? - to see the little ants scurrying around, and say I'm bigger than them.
4)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say..."I'm going to squeeze those dangly-bits and drink whatever comes out?" - abraham probably.
5)Who was the first person to say "See that chicken...I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its bum"?
abraham again
6) Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? - because a light in the freezer will MELT everything.
7)Why does someone who wants to know the time, point to their wrist but they don't point to their bottom when asking where the toilet is? um - dont know that one, I just copy what everyone else does. LOL
8)Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto stands on four ?...they're both dogs. Goofy is a dog? Never new that - I always thought he was a new undiscovered speciesl.
9)If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? testicle? LOL
10) Why does 'the alphabet song' and 'twinkle twinkle little star' have the same tune? because someone was too lazy to write a new and different tune.
Those are my attempts.
wow! that's deep. haha... uhm...for eight, i thought goofy was a goat... or i did when i was younger, anyway.
1)Because "git" isnt a verb
2) -2 degrees
3)Because they like to
4)Your mum
5)Your mum
6) Cause no one wants to see a load of ice
7)Because they aren't retarted
8)Why does goofy wear a hat and pluto doesn't
9)Testing
10)'Cause the person who came up with the alphabet song had no imagination
1 - Cos he's not real?
2 - If you mean zero degrees celcius, then just work out what the temperature is in fahrenheit and then half that number.
So, if it's zero degrees Celcius, then it's 32 degrees Fahrenheit. So if it's twice as cold the next day, it's 16 degrees Fahrenheit, or in celcius, -8.8 degrees recurring.
3 - Because they don't look at the ground, they look at the view from high up which you can't do from the street below.
4/5 - Don't gimme thumbs down for this, but I think God probably instructed someone a long time ago that they could do this. Maybe Noah after the flood? Cos they had no vegetation to eat.
6 - Cos a freezer has draws that you can pull out to see what's in them. But a fridge has shelves and without a light you would struggle to see jars and stuff at the back.
7 - Cos the other person might accidentally think they're asking for sex, not the bathroom.
8 - This is the only one I don't know. I have heard this one before, though I'm still not convinced Goofy is a dog. Is their documented proof?
9 - A test is a set of questions or problems, used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.
10 - Because children learn twinkle twinkle little star at a very young age, so when they come to learn the alphebet, it's easier to remember because they already know the tune.
1 Apes have a flea picking culture and they pulled it off him.
2) Colder than we can bear. It’s like the prayer in church for people to receive a double blessing for what they gave in collection, with a double blessing for those with nothing to give.
3) Because they panic at the thought that they are one of those ant sized mortals down there and want to reassure themselves by making everything bigger again.
4)I reckon they saw a hedgehog doing just that and felt curious.
5)Somebody’s grandmother, when they taught her to suck eggs.
6)Because the light in the freezer would freeze over and not be of any practical use when it comes to illuminating.
7)I have known people make noises resembling the running of water in such circumstances.
8)Someone taught Goofy to beg.
9)Testing. Trying.
10) Plagiarism. I associate it with a French song about three hens. Which came first, the chicken or.... http://www.momes.net/comptines/oiseaux/q...