No way to please a woman?!
Question: A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
Answers: A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
lmfao! i really like it!
I like that one!! Good joke!! Star!
I have a good one i just told go read it!! =)
I only kind of get it.
LOL very funny! Good going! U get a thumbs up!
good job, buddy?
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Good one! Very nice!
lol!...so cute
this is completely true for women who don't know what they want...since i myselfam short,i would have chosen the tall and plain men...i'm short and plain and eed someone to get me what i can't get off the shelves
you got that right they always want more.
:)) I'd definitely stop at the 4th floor. Pretty easy to please ;-)
lol.
hahhaa i likeeeeY lolz =P
haha! good i like it
NOW! where the big,rugged husky like men ooh with soft hair floor ey??
Funny, and true.
its goooooood ..
and soo truuee
Niiice. That's a good one.
that is funny... and maybe true
Lmao!!!! Thats funny.
You got it correct women are absolutely like that
omg this is amazing but very true we can never get enough can we
ahahhaha
True !! lol got any more!!?
Lol that was a good one ;)
lol, this is so true, how do people find a way to put such intelligent realizations into riddles... your a very smart person
HA HA HA..........
great lol..
but here d moral is... there is no way to please d human..!!
funny!!!!!!!!thanks
Haha, nice.