Texan hick in Chinese restaurant?!
Question: A country born inbred hick from Texas once went to a Chinese restaurant. The waitress smiled at him and said "Woo shoo lice shumshing shoo shrink?"
The hick said "Shut up, dame! I dont want no lice to eat, I am not your shoeshine boy and I dont have to see a shrink! Squinty *****, go get me something to drink! I want Texas Ale, shaken not stirred! I dont want to see Mr.Woo, that yellow mongrel and what is this chicken shumshing? Is it new on the menu, you chinky little thing?"
Answers: A country born inbred hick from Texas once went to a Chinese restaurant. The waitress smiled at him and said "Woo shoo lice shumshing shoo shrink?"
The hick said "Shut up, dame! I dont want no lice to eat, I am not your shoeshine boy and I dont have to see a shrink! Squinty *****, go get me something to drink! I want Texas Ale, shaken not stirred! I dont want to see Mr.Woo, that yellow mongrel and what is this chicken shumshing? Is it new on the menu, you chinky little thing?"
This is just woeful. Very, very poor 'joke'
I can't believe what I have just read. Had your monkey taken the day off writing your jokes for you??