Why did the jew go to a non-jewish nursing home?!
Question: an old jewish man was discharged from the hospital. his family told him they would be taking him back to the jewish nursing home.
the old man started fighting, stating he does not want to go back to the jewish facility, but to a non-jewish nursing home.
his family tried to disuade him. but the old man refused.
the old man then went on to a non-jewish nursing home.
later someone asked him why he was so insisting on going to a non-jewish facility.
the old man replied......
in this non-jewish nursing home we are treated with respect.
theres a judge here, he hasnt been in court for 22 years, but they still call him your honor.
he goes on....
theres a surgeon here that hasnt done surgery in 24 years,but they still call him doctor.
i havent had sex in 25 years and they still call me the f@*%ing jew!
Answers: an old jewish man was discharged from the hospital. his family told him they would be taking him back to the jewish nursing home.
the old man started fighting, stating he does not want to go back to the jewish facility, but to a non-jewish nursing home.
his family tried to disuade him. but the old man refused.
the old man then went on to a non-jewish nursing home.
later someone asked him why he was so insisting on going to a non-jewish facility.
the old man replied......
in this non-jewish nursing home we are treated with respect.
theres a judge here, he hasnt been in court for 22 years, but they still call him your honor.
he goes on....
theres a surgeon here that hasnt done surgery in 24 years,but they still call him doctor.
i havent had sex in 25 years and they still call me the f@*%ing jew!
LOL LOL LOL
I wasn't expecting that as punch line LOL
feivel, why dont you let people email you? Report It
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