Have you heard this one? I loved it.?!


Question: It was the first day of third grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, the teacher went around the room and asked each student to count to 50. Some did ok, getting as high as 30 or 40. Little Johnny did extremely well, counting past 50, right on up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done.

His dad nodded and told him, "That's because you're from Alabama, son."

The next day, after physical education class, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he was overly well endowed. That night he told his dad, "Dad they all have tiny pricks, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."


Answers: It was the first day of third grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, the teacher went around the room and asked each student to count to 50. Some did ok, getting as high as 30 or 40. Little Johnny did extremely well, counting past 50, right on up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done.

His dad nodded and told him, "That's because you're from Alabama, son."

The next day, after physical education class, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he was overly well endowed. That night he told his dad, "Dad they all have tiny pricks, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

That was funny!

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LMFAO thats hilarious

lol

LMAO!! That is freaking hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh.

haha oh crap!!! it took me a minute but i love it!!! ?

LOL!! I liked that ^^ Poor Johnny though... 10yrs older than all the other kids...

Pml!

hahahahahahahaha dats a gud 1:L:L:L

lmao i heard a joke kind of like that and it had to do with a blonde girl but heres a star i like this version better

that's GREAAAAT!!!!!!!!! LMAO

I'm just glad I'm not from Alabama.

rofl, lmao, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHa

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh-my-gosh! That was so freakin’ funny! LMAO!!!

I definitely got it ,because the educational system is bad up there!No,it's because you're from Alabama!Lol!Love it!

Mico's a funny f*ck.

Lol, never heard that one before!!
Cute!!

HA! I LOVE THESE JOKES! Try this one,
Hillary Clinton went to a high school in Alabama on a trip about gun safety. She just stood at the podium and clapped her hands every 45-60 seconds. After 10 whole minutes she said that, "Every time I just clapped my hands, a child died due to gun violence.". Then at the back of the auditorium someone, Little Johnny of course, yelled out, "Stop clapping your f-ing hands moron!"

LOL took me a looooong time but I finally get it!!

Heard it before, it's okay. I have heard alot better than this

I'm very sorry, Bob...

But I just cancelled my membership to The Rotary Club...

(Shaking my head in very solemn disappointment...

...your next one better be better than THAT, pal...)

I'm reporting you to the Comedy Police...

Funny! 100!

Whoa! Did not see that one coming. Gold star for ya!



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