A Dog or a Woman???!
Question: Dogs don't shop.
Dogs are cheaper to keep and more loyal
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by other names.
Dogs never want foot rubs.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs never need to examine a relationship.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents never drop in to visit.
Dogs love long car rides.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than stopping for directions.
Dogs like red meat.
Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Answers: Dogs don't shop.
Dogs are cheaper to keep and more loyal
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by other names.
Dogs never want foot rubs.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs never need to examine a relationship.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents never drop in to visit.
Dogs love long car rides.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than stopping for directions.
Dogs like red meat.
Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
LOOOOL..im copying this
woman, wait what?
dogs don't give u sex
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homey if you want somebody to answer your question then dont write so f-ing much
womdog... yeah ilike that
idk but lol !
That's a major stereotype on women, lol. *bonk* ;) I like long car rides too! *grins*
a good man always has a woman beside him
lol!!very funny!
A pony girl. For the few who know what I'm talking about. ;-)
woof woof !
dogs dont give you sex.
but i guess that could be arranged huh?
That is sooooooooo funny I can hardly contain myself...........................NOT!!!!
One of the stupidest and most insulting things I have ever read!
You forgot a couple of things about dogs....
They also lick themselves nomatter where they're at
They drag their hiney hole across the floor or yard when they have worms LMAO!!!!
hahahaha
lol
ive always thought the same thing!!!!!!! haha basically... dogs are easier to handle!! the only thing is...well not much lol and if you have two they dont get so jealous! lololol