Johnny and Mary, Funny?!
Question: Johnny and Mary were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Johnny: 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Mary: 'Yes, I have'
Johnny: 'Well, my father dug it.'
Mary: 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Johnny : 'Yes, I have.'
Mary: 'Well, my father killed it
Answers: Johnny and Mary were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Johnny: 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Mary: 'Yes, I have'
Johnny: 'Well, my father dug it.'
Mary: 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Johnny : 'Yes, I have.'
Mary: 'Well, my father killed it
Sounds like Mary one upped little Johnny on that one. Fun!
Nice clean one!!
haha take that johnny can't come back with anything now can you
huh? i dont get it....
Looks like Jonny wants to lie his way in trough his relationship
ensted they both want to do the same thing to try to impress eachother this one really takes the ysing from the cake really.
That's a not so interesting{dumb} joke.
funny!!
wow, i didnt know mary's dad was chuck norris
That is cute.
Nice!
well done, very clever....!!
Pl., tell them they cant boast about Red sea its my father painted it !!!!!