Is this funny the sausage thanks shirls loved it bit rude though?!


Question: Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea. He went next door to the butcher's
shop and came out with one large sausage Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now
we don't have any money left at all Murphy replied "Don't worry - just
follow me. He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Paddy Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've
lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any
money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan,
Cheers!" They downed their drinks.
Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on
your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went
berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting
more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy
- I don't think I can do any more o'this I'm drunk and me knees are
killin' me!" Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in
the third pub."


Answers: Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea. He went next door to the butcher's
shop and came out with one large sausage Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now
we don't have any money left at all Murphy replied "Don't worry - just
follow me. He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Paddy Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've
lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any
money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan,
Cheers!" They downed their drinks.
Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on
your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went
berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting
more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy
- I don't think I can do any more o'this I'm drunk and me knees are
killin' me!" Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in
the third pub."

Hi Ducky,
Hehehehehehehehehehehe..I am dieing here I can see those 2 doing this and getting their A$SES thrown out the Bars and Plus since he lose the sausage in the 3rd Bar it's Nasty but still very funny..Still funny at this 1 My Friend..
A Friend,
poppy1

excellent - have a star

Nice one.

very funny

Poor Seamus!

GREAT except it is rude him sucking on the dudes COCK oh oh oh yeah in and out.... (lol) i'd love some girl to do that to me....

hahaha....might be rude but funny as hell!! thanx!!

hahahahahahahhohohohohohoh
ohhhhhh NOOOO>
shame on you Murphy....shame on you , you cheeky lad...



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