Why did they chicken cross the road?!
Question: most original gets the points!
I already got 'because it is too long to walk around'
Answers: most original gets the points!
I already got 'because it is too long to walk around'
To get on the bus,
and forget about us,
Because he wants to have a GOOD time! LOL :)
becasue it felt like it would ya'll quit asking?
So they didn't have to listen to you?
Cus thats where the cock's hang out!
to get away from YOU!
to make you stop and think
Like I said in the other one, bad jokes for all eternity!
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why he crossed, I've not been told!
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Bill Gates -- I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ....... reboot.
Hillary Clinton: It was part of a vast right-wing conspiracy against my husband.
Bill Clinton: The chicken did NOT cross the road. Not a single time. Never. At least not according to my understanding of the word "road" at this time. [It was a street.]
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
coz it's a free country
cause the indicator showed green
To see Paxo
it was stapled to the punk rockers head
to get to the other side :)
because the chicken saw a butt and decided to glue its self near it....... CHICKEN BUTT!
to get to the other side ;)
to see what this side looked like form that side
so he could get to the playground with cocks on it on the other side
Cause it got stuck in the grill of the car making a U Turn
Because he wanted to jump into a big warm bun.Quit asking this dumb question!
a better question is why the baby crossed the road, and thats because it was stapled to the chicken, which was running around BECAUSE IT HAD A BABY STAPLED TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1
because he was a chicken and I think it is supposed to be Why didn't the chicken crossed the road
Because it was tired of everyone's sarcastic remarks on this question :)
because it wanted to commit suicide to get away from these stupid jokes