What's the cleanest (ie least rude) limerick you know?!


Question: There once was a man from Nantucket....

....ah sorry my mistake


Answers: There once was a man from Nantucket....

....ah sorry my mistake

I hate to be mean, but you need Listerine.
not a sip, not a swallow but the whole dam bottle

there once was a man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe
he awoke with a fright
in the middle of the night
and found that his dream had come true.

My brother was a bad man
My father was a sad man
My sister and mother
Hated each other
Any wonder I'm such a mad man

Gabby wasn't feeling so nice,
her feet always smelled like dead mice.
One day, she went bungus! She had foot fungus!
Now she uses her fungus as cooking spice.

Prince charles and santa having dinner.
prince- pass the wine u divine.
santa thinks how poetic and he says- pass the custard u bastard.



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