This is the best joke ever told EVER?!
Question: so go on then what is it
Answers: so go on then what is it
What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
what??
What's red and invisible?
An invisible tomato.
what's red and hard to eat?
A piece and fire engine.
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haha that is the funniest joke i have heard in ages
got to be that one i told you last week. don't you agree?
wtf
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- mitch hedberg
No it is not.
Believe it or not it's meant to be this one:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
this
ummmmmm HAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... intriguing..indeed
maybe
life
Ha ha ha.!!!
Cheers.!!!
paddy n mick in a churchyard looking at gravestones,
mick says theres one here 152?
paddys says 152 yea says mick miles from london
you seemed tired and weary... i think you need to get some sleep.. and i'll send you a joke later...