In a murder trial............ funny or not?!


Question: In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.


Answers: In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

hahahahaha

Is this from a North American TV show?

hahah i like that one.
its funny i think

Heh. it got a chuckle out of me. and that says a lot. Yay! Joke! Good! Wah!

heard it before, but it is still funy!!!=]

Hahahahaha i laughed i thot it was funny.

not , very old joke usually accompanied by lots more along the same line.

- question to coroner "could you identify what sex the dead man was?"

Yes yes!!! EPIC!!!!!

ha ha ha lol thats funny
i get it

iv heard it before but its still funny

Now this is a winner!

NOT THE BEST but it's ok

hahaha..poor man,i wonder who got his brain out and put it in a jar..

i love your jokes...keep 'em coming.. : ) i posted on your other joke too..about the beautiful thing.. that was really funny.. : )

:))))))))

indeed its funny

Funny

No its sooo not

thanks for sharing! YAY I GET TWO FREE POINTS!!
*evil laughter* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*chokes on something, probably spit* 'cough' HAHA 'cough' ok, nevermind, this isnt working... lol

made me laugh

nopee

'But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere'

LOL

good one thanks

Funny! 100!



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