In a murder trial............ funny or not?!
Question: In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
Answers: In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
hahahahaha
Is this from a North American TV show?
hahah i like that one.
its funny i think
Heh. it got a chuckle out of me. and that says a lot. Yay! Joke! Good! Wah!
heard it before, but it is still funy!!!=]
Hahahahaha i laughed i thot it was funny.
not , very old joke usually accompanied by lots more along the same line.
- question to coroner "could you identify what sex the dead man was?"
Yes yes!!! EPIC!!!!!
ha ha ha lol thats funny
i get it
iv heard it before but its still funny
Now this is a winner!
NOT THE BEST but it's ok
hahaha..poor man,i wonder who got his brain out and put it in a jar..
i love your jokes...keep 'em coming.. : ) i posted on your other joke too..about the beautiful thing.. that was really funny.. : )
:))))))))
indeed its funny
Funny
No its sooo not
thanks for sharing! YAY I GET TWO FREE POINTS!!
*evil laughter* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*chokes on something, probably spit* 'cough' HAHA 'cough' ok, nevermind, this isnt working... lol
made me laugh
nopee
'But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere'
LOL
good one thanks
Funny! 100!