Blonde jokes tell me what you think if your going to comment bad dont read!?!
Question: Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint
Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
Answers: Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint
Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
lol cool =]
here's a good one
four guys are talking at one of there houses. Suddenly, the phone rings and the fourth guy goes off to answer it.
the first guy says, my son is so successful, he gave his friend a house
the second guy then says, oh yeah? well my son is so successful he gave his friend three cars
the third guy says, who cares? my son gave his friend really expensive stocks
the fourth guy then comes back and all three of the other men look at him expectantly and one says, how successful is your son?
the fourth guys shakes his head and says, my son is a hairdresser and i recently found out that he's gay.
the men look at him shocked
the fourth guy continues, but he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends gave him a house, three cars and reely expensive stocks.
=D
lol to the first, naw to the 2nd and too lazy to read the last one!!! lol but have a star!!
"Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
Very nice joke.
Lol that was hecka funny. Dude post more!!!
Awsome dude! I just didnt get the last one...