Air marshall and his dog?!
Question: A guy was in the last row of seats on an overseas flight sitting next to an air marshall and his dog. About 2 hours into the flight the air marshall points down the aisle and the dog started walking down the aisle, sniffing everything he could. A few rows up, he sniffed a brief case and sat down.
The guy asked the air marshall what it meant.
The marshall said, "That means that passenger has illegal drugs in his brief case - we'll arrest him when we land."
The marshall snapped his fingers and the dog continued down the aisle. This time he laid down next to someone.
The marshall said, "That means that passenger has illegal fruit in his bag - we'll get him when we land, too."
The dog came back and the air marshall sent him down the aisle on the other side. The dog gets almost to the end and this time comes running back, yelping with his tail between his legs. The guys asks the marshall what happened.
The marshall says, "That means that passenger has a bomb, and it's ticking."
Answers: A guy was in the last row of seats on an overseas flight sitting next to an air marshall and his dog. About 2 hours into the flight the air marshall points down the aisle and the dog started walking down the aisle, sniffing everything he could. A few rows up, he sniffed a brief case and sat down.
The guy asked the air marshall what it meant.
The marshall said, "That means that passenger has illegal drugs in his brief case - we'll arrest him when we land."
The marshall snapped his fingers and the dog continued down the aisle. This time he laid down next to someone.
The marshall said, "That means that passenger has illegal fruit in his bag - we'll get him when we land, too."
The dog came back and the air marshall sent him down the aisle on the other side. The dog gets almost to the end and this time comes running back, yelping with his tail between his legs. The guys asks the marshall what happened.
The marshall says, "That means that passenger has a bomb, and it's ticking."
LOL its funny it should also say "we will arrest him as soon as we land......(if they every do)" it was funny
ouch.... sssccccssss.... it needs some work
thats a good one, keep telling them.
i don't get it...
someone explain it please