Custody Issues?!
Question: A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...
"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"
Answers: A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...
"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"
Makes you think don't it. I think that's the funniest thing i have heard all week. Keep it up you're on a roll! I want to hear more.
I'd punch somebody if they ever referred to me a as a "coke machine"
HaHa!
good one
I'd slap him. But that's funny.
I almost cried when I read the encyclopedia in your sister's car. That's why Gas prices are equal to your credit score.
good one. In hind site, I think that my exhusband should have gotten the kids anyway. lol
Wow! I think he called his X wife a whore.
Ha, ha,ha!