Whats the funniest poem or limerick you've heard?!
Question: There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To see that his dream had come true.
Answers: There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To see that his dream had come true.
A guy at my school made it up but idk if it's funny
There was an old fellow
Who played the cello
And he was big, white and looked like a marshmello.
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
gay barbie girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7kJSBmvn...
On Turning Fifty
Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.
My body's still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)
My hair's not too grey, my wrinkles are few,
I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)
I'm quite full of vigor, just getting ripe.
(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)
My hearing's still good. What's that you say?
Speak clearly, don't mumble, your voice wafts away.
Inside this old body I'm still young, but then
If life starts at forty, I'm really just ten.
Not necessarily the funniest I've heard, but one of my favorites.
Strange fella, that pelican
His beak can hold more than his bellykin
He can hold in his beak...enough food for a week
And I don't know how the hellykin