Do you like JOKES can you share some of it with me pls?!


Question: I like jokes
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Answers: I like jokes
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yea i like jokes to...

ok heres a few of my favourite ones :

Q. why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
A. because he had no guts!

Q. why didnt the skeleton go to the dance?
A. becuase he had no BODY to go with!

Q. were do cows go on a saterday night?
A. to the mooovies

Docter docter! theres an invisible man waiting outside to see you
docter:ah well tell him i cant see him right now.

Docter docter i feel like a needle!
docter:hmmmm i see youre point.

Docter docter i feel like a curtain
docter:well pull youre self to gether man

Doctor doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
docter:didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
docter:buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

LOL :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



Because it was dead!

You should add Gorje or snowkid! they offer great jokes everyday!!
ill give u the link.. =)
Best Joke From Gorje: (My favourite)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Snowkid:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Traffic Stop


1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Officer: "Who?"
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

the women of Iraq are protesting the Americans by shaving off their pubic hair.
They are saying read my lips no more Bush

What's the difference between Man United fans and a bucket of sick?

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The Bucket.

so chelsea clinton was sitting around talking to troops coming in from iraq, while talking to one of the men, she said so you must have seen some really scary stuff over there, what scares you the most.....he said i'm only afraid of 3 things. Osama, Obama, and Yo Mamma!!


.....I'm a fan of Obama and Hilary, but this joke is funny to me

yo momas so virgin dora the explorers gotten more action than her!

haha im 10 and i made this up randomly

there where 2 women 1 a red head other a blonde standing at the gates in heaven, the red head asked the blonde 1 how did u die? well started the blonde 1, i suspected my husband of cheating on me, so 1 day i came home early from work, and found my husband napping on our bed, so i went out all over the house looking 4 the other women, after hours of looking i fell over and dyed.

how did you die? asked the blonde, well if you looked in the freezer we both still be alive!




a blonde went into a docters office and said to the docter i hurt everywhere, show me what u mean? asked the docter, so the blonde took her finger and touched her elbow and screamed in pain, then she touched her nee and screamed again.
i see what wrong your fingers broken said the docter.

What's a duck's favourite snack? Quack-ers! How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, the problem is getting them in there in the first place!



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