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Question: Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many years. Eventually, his dog died of old age. Muldoon went to the parish priest.
"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "Muldoon, I'm sorry to hear of your dog's death, but we can't be holding services for an animal in the church. However, there's a new denomination down the road, and maybe they would do something for the animal."
Muldoon said, "Thank you, Father. Do you think $1000 is enough to donate for the service?"
The Father quickly responded, "Son! Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?!"
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Answers: Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many years. Eventually, his dog died of old age. Muldoon went to the parish priest.
"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "Muldoon, I'm sorry to hear of your dog's death, but we can't be holding services for an animal in the church. However, there's a new denomination down the road, and maybe they would do something for the animal."
Muldoon said, "Thank you, Father. Do you think $1000 is enough to donate for the service?"
The Father quickly responded, "Son! Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?!"
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money talks, bullsh*t walks!! lol
I'm never too busy for a laugh!
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Funny
hahahaha thats great
your jokes really brighten my day
yes very funny
Greedy priests! hahahha
haha lol
ill give you a star it was funny LOL!!
It sure is.
hahahahaha!
that is so funny!
i LOVE it!
i wonder if dogs can be relgious. hmmm.
I first heard this joke from my cousin ~ who is a gay Irish Catholic Priest! Very True.
Aww poor doggie getting taken advatage of.
Ha ha ha ha...........money talks......
Are they like? "Anyway, money is the way", WOW, you see!! because of your joke, I have got an proverb
Be funnier if Muldoon offered $500!
Inflation you know!
Besides, he was a very good dog!