A random joke...click to read...!!?!
Question: A man had 2 jobs.
In his small town he was the only policemen the town had while also being the only veterinarian the town had.
One night he got a call and a frantic voice spoke to him.
"I need you to come over!!" the voice shouted
"do you require my service as a police or a veterinarian?" the man asked in a bored tone.
"Both!" replied the caller. "I cant get my dog's mouth open and there's a burglar in it!"
lol i heard this joke and thought it was funny :D
Answers: A man had 2 jobs.
In his small town he was the only policemen the town had while also being the only veterinarian the town had.
One night he got a call and a frantic voice spoke to him.
"I need you to come over!!" the voice shouted
"do you require my service as a police or a veterinarian?" the man asked in a bored tone.
"Both!" replied the caller. "I cant get my dog's mouth open and there's a burglar in it!"
lol i heard this joke and thought it was funny :D
lol funny : ]
hahaha
wait... I don't get it...
EDIT: I get it now! The dog bit the burgular and he won't let go! hahahahahahaha, man, do I feel stupid!
wow. interesting. maybe the dog should've bit harder... lol.
funny joke
lol
Wow. You weren't kidding when you said random.
eh,it wasnt really that funny.
Star for trying though.
well it was random ill give u that hahah