Yo mama jokes which is best?!
Question: ok i want you all to post one yo mama joke the best and funniest one will win a grand prize of 10 extra points!!!
Answers: ok i want you all to post one yo mama joke the best and funniest one will win a grand prize of 10 extra points!!!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
lol. Like them?
yo momma is so stupid, it takes her a whole day to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
yo mama so hairy that bigfoot had to take a pic of her
?yo daddy so fat, but he aint as fat as yo momma
?yo mamma so ugly that when she looked at a mirror, it craked
?yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exersise
?yo mamma so fat wen she wears a yellow raincoat ppl say "taxi"
i dunno, didit 4 fun
i know you said 1 but heres a few
yo mummas so fat
she got more rolls then the bakery
yo mummas so fat
she got stuck in the grand canyon
yo mummas so fat
she got hit by a bus and said "was that a fly"
yo mummas so fat
she irons on the driveway
yo mummas so stupid
she sits on the TV and watches the couch
yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
yo mama so fat that when god said "let there be light" he said move ur fat *** out of the way
yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo momma's so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie grrrrrrrrr
yo moma's so ugly when she entered a haunted house she left with a job application
yo moma's so fat in one pocket she has dollars and in the other she has euros.
Not that many "yo mamma" jokes make me laugh anymore. They're so early 90's! haha
Two of my favorites that I never get sick of are:
1.) Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
2.) Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it hollered at her "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE!"
I just got back from your backseat wit yo mamma!
Remember people its a joke! Chesey Clinton went to the front lines in Iraq and ask the Major of the Army what 3 things frightened him the most. The Major answered Obama, Osama, and YO MAMA!
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it
Yo mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.
yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.
yo mama is so fat wen she plays hopscotch she goes north america, south america, antartica, etc.
yo mama so fat the whole world revolves around her
yo mama so fat she bathes in the oceans
yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator
yo mama is so fat.........she sat on a quarter and she squeezed a buger out of george washington nose!!!
yo mama is so old.....when god said 'let there be light she hit the switch'!!
Yo mamma so poor when some1 flip a booger on her window she jump up n yell clap yo hands n stomp yo feet thank the lord we got some meat!
yo mamma is so nasty the US Government wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma so old her birth certifacate is in Roman Numerals.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo momma so tupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
yo momma is so fat she sat on wal-mart and prices went down
yo mama is so ugly she makes blind people cry yo mama is so fat she needs a boomorang to put on her belt yo mama is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone yo mama is so fat that when she sat on the toilet the toilet said abcdefg get yo fat *** off of me yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for moaning yo mama is so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent yo mama is so ugly she looks like you yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread so mama is so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphebetical order yo mama is so stupid i saw her staring at orange juice cuz it said concentrate yo mama is so fat when she walks on high heels she strikes oil yo mama is so black with yellow teeth she looks like the pitsbugh steelers helmet yo mama is so hairy it looks like king kong's about to come out of her *** and say godd bless america